Welcome 2 This EVE Life!! NEW!

"EVE isn't about the ships, it's about the people who fly them."

Hi!!! My name is Ceema and this is my stream & podcast. I'm on a mission to talk to 100 pilots from every corner of EVE Online, Vanguard and Frontier. New shows every weekend on Twitch, archived on YouTube and Spotify!! Thanx 4 stopping by!!!

100 Pilot Mission

Goal: 100 pilots by EOY 2027. Please wait while your pilots download (est. time remaining: 14 months)

The Official Show Calendar

All times are EVE time (UTC). Shows go live on Twitch!! Pink squares = SHOW DAY!!!

Full Episode List

Straight from the Discord calendar. The modern one lives at thisevelife.space/calendar.html.

Who Ceema?

I started playing in 2007, after getting chased out of my World of Warcraft guild for trying to mediate a marital dispute on Teamspeak. I came up through Highsec, moved to Nullsec, and worked my way from line member to recruitment manager to HR Director. Along the way, through propaganda, memes, and shitposts on Reddit, I've crossed paths with nearly everyone in this game, on every side of it.

"You folks are why I'm running."
— Ceema

What I'll Advocate

1. Honest Feedback — a Saturday "Office Hour" stream where you come on and tell me your ideas and feedback.
2. Better Communication — CSM minutes as far as the NDA allows, plus AMA hours. I will be your bridge between Fenris and players.
3. Bridge Building Consensus — work with all parties toward common ground, without defaulting to insults on the EVE Discord. Either that or you'll all hate me.

✶ BONUS OBJECTIVES ✶ NEW!

4. Make "TEST is Dead/Next" a EULA violation — 3 hour suspension per use.
5. Declare July 4th "Dark Shines Day" — he saved my life from a runaway donkey at a pumpkin patch.
6. Upgrade EVE Online to Python 7 — because 6 is afraid of 7.
7. Loan KarmaFleet a Viking — to find Wade Ambraelle, lost in the woods.
8. CrashNaps for UN Diplomat — permanent Diplomat for New Eden.
9. A Hidden Ansiblex Nerf — 25% of the time, it destroys your ship instead.
10. My Official Pochven Policy — whatever Drake Iddon says, as long as it frustrates 7.62.
11. Zero Tolerance for Ansiblex Whining — more than 3 complaints a day in any Discord: banned for life.

If you want a 41 page manifesto of promises I can't actually keep, I'm not really your man. And for that, I am sorry.

FAQ

Q: Why aren't you aligned with a bloc?
A: Because a bloc-backed candidate answers to their bloc first. I'd rather answer to everyone.

Q: How can I reach you?
A: Drop into the Discord, or catch me on This EVE Life. I'm willing to talk to you if no one else will.

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